So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed itITS BACK
The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged
Real unwritten rule of Tumblr: Don’t tell us what to reblog because you ruin good posts that way
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
This is a white iPhone 4 that I do not want since I have an iPhone already. I’m going to be giving it away for free. No need to pay for shipping or anything, although it does NOT come with a charger or any of the other specs that usually comes with an iPhone.
If you want it, RULES ARE:
- Must be following me
- You must either like or reblog this post
- You can reblog as many times as you want.
- Contest ends on April 29th
I will choose the winner using a randomizer online. I will message the winner when the contest is over in order to get the shipping address, so only enter this contest if you’re comfortable with telling me that information.
That’s all! Good luck!
