They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
Warp Factor Jingle, Mr. Sulu.
so today in french we had a substitute that couldn’t find the bathroom pass for a student to take when he asked to go so she handed him her vuvuzela
he took this to the bathroom
did it just make a spirit bomb and then sneeze it into a kamehameha?
a white knight in shining glory
If you don’t comprehend just how fucking crazy fast technology is progressing
oh mY GOD
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
oh my. what a shock. an attractive ADULT actor has sex. safe sex. oh the horror. the horror. how could an actor who was famous as a child ever have sex. my childhood is ruined now that i know she has sex. i never knew she would ever do such a disgusting unnatural thing like have sex. i am appalled. wow.
AT MY BROTHER’S SCHOOL BAND SHOWCASE THERE WAS A CONTEST AND THE WINNER GOT TO CONDUCT THE BAND WITH THE SONG OF THEIR CHOICE AND THE GUY WHO WON CHOSE THE STAR TREK THEME SONG AND BEFORE HE STARTED CONDUCTING HE TURNED TO THE AUDIENCE AND DRAMATICALLY RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND HE WAS WEARING A FUCKING STARFLEET UNIFORM UNDERNEATH IM DYING
I dont know what to say