today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
Why? Who gives you the right?
"You think he’s cute? Have you tried telling him?"
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
"Americans are being so annoy-"
*dick hard but i gotta stand up*
did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat
I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word
this is the saddest youtube comment i’ve ever read
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit