The Shiny Pudding Blog

queenofjalex:

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

BLANKETY

BLANKETY

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therealhamster:

i don’t use capslock, i hold shift because i’m a real man

When you’re watching a movie at night, and you’re trying your best to stay awake..

justalittlelaugh:

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

c-urls:

reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates

parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name
parents: what
me: 
me: what

wowfunniestposts:

Shouldn’t Megaupload’s look like this?:

Bored? click!

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD 
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.